When your 3 year old suddenly listens to you, but the moment is wrong.

- Mom, help me!
- Chinchill, get dressed. You do it well!
- No, help me!
- But you're big enough to do it yourself!
- No, I'm a little boy.
- Ok, I'll hold your pants for you. Jump in!

And at the moment I bent holding Dr. Chill's pants low for him, he came right below my face and actually jumped.

...He did accuse me or hurting him in the head with my face later. I was just happy my left eye was spared and that a 3 year old can't actually sue his Mom for throwing her face on his head. He would have won.  Nine months of exclusive breast feeding do show now when it comes to strength, brain and development.

...Told my Taekwondo instructor that my blackeye is the result of practicing the newly acquired MA skills, for a moment he seemed to have believed me. And I can't wait to get my uniform already so I can officially look like a kung fu panda :)